CyanideBreathmint's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Office Spider: Episode 6]

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that... was... awesome.

[The Story Of Christmas]

ugh

I think I'd rather throw up on a turd and then eat it than watch this again. I've giving you some stars because it is the holiday season, and I feel generous. Some of the pics were funny (mostly the "No More Nails" one) and the girls bouncing down the stairs was a nice save to the stretched nuts. Regardless, I'm asking Santa to put the time wasted watching this in my stocking this year, so I can get it back.

Sidorio responds:

I'd rather throw up on a turd and then eat it than read your boring review. In fact, I'd love to do that anyway.

[Awesome Video Games Ep23]

Awesome

It's not quite a flash, so I can't give you full credit. But it's freaking hilarious. I love all of your videos, I wish I could have a dvd. Also, for your record collection, check out the album "8-Bit Operators"... it's a cd of Kraftwerk songs, remade into 8-bit songs by various artists... perhaps you could use it.

["a winter tale"]

Very nice

You're animating was very smooth and I loved the whole shaky, steady-cam effect of it. The only reason this isn't a 10 is because I would have liked it to be longer. No offense, though, I did love it, you're getting a 5 on the vote.

[Mario Bros X-Mas]

nice

That was one of the most interesting takes on the Mario Bros. I've seen. Good job. I liked the subtle points of over-accentuated human form in the couple of scenes. Reminds me of Ren and Stimpy.

oryozema responds:

yeah john K. is one of my favorite cartoonist ever so i am a little influenced by his work,

[These Pancakes Are Tiny]

Excellent

That was hilarious. I love your submissions. This is right up there with "A Heart for the Hero". Just plain awesome. You're a smooth operator.

[All Ye Faithful]

I'll just take the coal

Nothing happened. You have a nice potential to give people Christmas seizures. The sound quality was good. It doesn't end when the song ends, and I feel cheated because I waited through the whole things hoping something else would happen, but lo. I gave you one star just because I liked black Jesus's giant pink spatula.

Sidorio responds:

Blatantly a guitar.

[The Christmas Present]

Room for improvement

I liked the surprise ending, but I have no idea what that thing yelled. The sound quality was a bit overpowering and I heard mainly static. However, I think with a bit more time and effort you could be well on your way to making harder, better, faster, stronger animations. (Please ignore my Daft Punk reference, I've had too much caffeine... but the emotion is there)

[--Creation--]

And on the 8th day God created Rum

I agree that the movie didn't have anything to do with Christmas. It was a nice creation movie that even people whom are not religious can enjoy, but I'm not one to get into a religious debate about... well, religious stories. Live and let live. But I would like to increase your score because it was well animated. And I think the Adam and Eve story would be better if Eden was in the Caribbean.

[scr00g mcduc]

I don't know what to say

I know I'm the only person so far that hasn't given it a 10, but I just have no idea what the hell was going on. The animation was good, and the characters were well drawn. I'd have to say that what I enjoyed the most was the typography of the entire thing and how well the timing of it was. So good job.

W-P-S responds:

MERRY CHRISTMAS