CyanideBreathmint's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Story Of Christmas]

ugh

I think I'd rather throw up on a turd and then eat it than watch this again. I've giving you some stars because it is the holiday season, and I feel generous. Some of the pics were funny (mostly the "No More Nails" one) and the girls bouncing down the stairs was a nice save to the stretched nuts. Regardless, I'm asking Santa to put the time wasted watching this in my stocking this year, so I can get it back.

Sidorio responds:

I'd rather throw up on a turd and then eat it than read your boring review. In fact, I'd love to do that anyway.

[Mario Bros X-Mas]

nice

That was one of the most interesting takes on the Mario Bros. I've seen. Good job. I liked the subtle points of over-accentuated human form in the couple of scenes. Reminds me of Ren and Stimpy.

oryozema responds:

yeah john K. is one of my favorite cartoonist ever so i am a little influenced by his work,

[All Ye Faithful]

I'll just take the coal

Nothing happened. You have a nice potential to give people Christmas seizures. The sound quality was good. It doesn't end when the song ends, and I feel cheated because I waited through the whole things hoping something else would happen, but lo. I gave you one star just because I liked black Jesus's giant pink spatula.

Sidorio responds:

Blatantly a guitar.

[scr00g mcduc]

I don't know what to say

I know I'm the only person so far that hasn't given it a 10, but I just have no idea what the hell was going on. The animation was good, and the characters were well drawn. I'd have to say that what I enjoyed the most was the typography of the entire thing and how well the timing of it was. So good job.

W-P-S responds:

MERRY CHRISTMAS

[Christmas Tales]

Okay

I agree with the David Firth rip off, but it was done fairly well. It was mildly amusing. Especially the snowman. I would probably have scrapped the first part and just made it a soliloquy of the snowman trying to explain his upside down penis to the unresponsive tree.

Hearny responds:

Yes it is a Firth rip off, i like that style of drawing but then again i here nobody saying "OMGGG AN EGORAPTOR RIP OFF" nearly everyone draws like that and it's quite annoying after a while.. we need the firth drawing back. even if it is terrible.

THIS TOOK ME AN HOUR TO MAKE.. it's not serious. thanks for the review.

[Edgar the Alien Episode 3]

Entertaining

My only real qualm were the couple of scenes where Edgar kind of floated across the screen, but I understand the pains of animating walking. The video was entertaining and lip-syncing was well done. Where can I get a copy of Gunniator 4?

NEDP responds:

Find it in stores everywhere. Thanks for the review :D

[Frosty the...]

Nice

I wish I could build a snowman who would sell me eggnog. Then I wouldn't have to drive to a store to get it. Damn, I love eggnog. Good flash too, but I agree that some background ambiance would be nice.

PostTimeskipSam responds:

Thanks for the review, and the next time I create an animation with talking like this. I'll add some ambient music.

[Gaara's Jar of Dirt]

Pretty funny

I had not heard that quote turned into a song before, and at first I thought you were referring to Alice in Chains (I think), but I was pleasantly surprised. I thought the animation was well done, and the lip-syncing as well. I've giving you a 10 out of 10 because I understand your pain of drawing. I have to do all of my drawings with the touch-pad on my laptop. It's hard work. It takes much more skill to use tools other than a stylus to get things to look good, so I commend you.

MiyukiSnow responds:

Thank you very much
But I think you should rate the video based on how much you liked it and not for sympathy
I still am grateful for your rating though

[A sad new years story.]

Quite sad

It was a little short, and there could have been more actual movement. That is the critique. The good news is, that I loved the art style, the simple drawing and negative colors. The scene with the moon and swinging was phenomenal; a still of that would make a great logo (band, i.e.). And the music was very fitting. Sad.

sirDark responds:

Thank you. That was the atmoshpere i was going for.

[One Big Morphing Orgasm]

That was awesome

I think I said it all in the headline. You left me with one big morphing stain of glee.

TheBoogley responds:

"stain of glee," <3